Rule Sport: Soviet Cold War Tech Services For You

The Glazers Out Service is a special service for the massive number of Manchester United Supporters who want ownership change and more importantly to see the back of the Glazers at Manchester United. We utilise the example of how Mike Ashley has been removed from owning Newcastle United to demonstrate the power of the Glazers Out Service. Sport is huge business and who owns your club counts as they make all the investment decisions for the club you love. 

The Glazers Out Service allows you, the typical fan, to have tremendous impact on the entire Glazer family using Soviet Cold War Tech developed in the 1960s by the Russian during the Cold War. The Americans were and are terrified of this technology. So at RuleSport.com we encourage you to use this highly effective Soviet Cold War Tech on the Glazers to remove them from your club, Manchester United. This service allows you cause the Glazers investments to collapse and in their desperate need for cash they will need to sell their prized asset, Manchester United, which liberates your club from the Glazer Greed. This service also allows you use Life Dysfunction techniques on the Glazers which result in illness. Unwell owners tend to change their investment portfolios which will lead to the freeing of Manchester United from the Glazer Greed as they focus on their mysterious illness.  

You can conduct all this from the comfort of your own home. How do you do it? It’s child's play, simply hold your clear crystals on a photo of the Glazers repeating “Glazers Out!” 13 times which takes the money out of their business empire and with the dark crystal held on a Glazer repeat “Glazers Out!” 13 times to poison all of their business affairs across their empire. Repeat regularly and on every match day for improved effectiveness. As a bonus you can boost the power of this service by holding your Manchester United Season Ticket while you hold the clear and dark crystals. Watch as the Glazers start to sell their shares & extract themselves from Manchester United.

Article about Glazers selling shares: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-10063023/The-Glazers-9-5MILLION-shares-Manchester-United-sale.html

Don’t Cry Toto Wolff Sore Loser Service: 

This service installs the epitome a sore loser into your target creating bad blood between him and the sport he/she participates in. This is Toto Wolff who, like Lewis Hamilton, is always crying wolf, whinging and complaining to the stewards, race control, the FIA governing body, FIA director Michael Masi… anyone who will listens to them to gilt or bully into agreeing with him and his team Mercedes-AMG Petronas F1 Team. No-one likes a sore loser and when your race team represents Daimler AG with an annual turnover of over €150 billion, over 250,000 employees producing over 2 and a half million vehicles a year being a sore loser reflects badly on Daimler, Mercedes their products, their employees and their customers… yes imprinting by self-similarity if you have a Mercedes-Benz you are a sore loser and who wants to be associated with that?

Now let go through how this precision application of Soviet Psychic Warfare created the most exciting race and unexpected race and championship outcome to those who were not aware of the application Tim Tony Stark Rifat’s Soviet Psychic Warfare tech on the formula 1 season leading to the perfect real time conditions the Season Finale Abu Dhabi Grand Prix 2021 Max vs Lewis Winner Takes All race.

So let’s set the scene. Max and Lewis are even on championship points so this race is the winner takes all race.  Max on Pole and Hamilton in 2ndplace at the start. It is a given that Lewis has the faster car on a fast track. Lewis should win in his sleep… What could go wrong.

Toto Wolff knows track position is key so Lewis should always keep track position in first place.

Christian Horner knows he has to role the dice every chance he can pray to lady luck. 

The FIA race director Michael Masi just hopes everything goes smoothly. 

8 years since Michael Schumacher accident on the ski slope and 17 years since Schumacher won his last championship. And Michael Schumacher had 306 F1 starts. That give you three 6s which is 666 and we will come back to that. 

Mick Schumacher 

22 March 1999 (age 22 and 22 F1 who’s car has a Ferrari Engine – His fathers F1 team

Williams 

And of course the legendary Frank Williams founder of the Williams Formula One team died recently on the 28th of November.

Nicholas Daniel Latifi driving car number 6 The number 6 which Nicholas Latifi picked up when Lewis Hamilton’s world champion team-mate retired Nico Rosberg. And we know Nico hates Lewis and remember the 6 car is the devil or Satan’s car as it is the 666 car, 6 on the nose and a 6 on the right side of the engine and a 6 the left side of the engine. Drive’s name is Nicholas after yours truly St. Nicholas.

We have Max Verstappen in car 33. Three plus three is six. Again 33 on the nose and each side of the engine you have the other 666 devil car of formula 1. And bulls have horns. 

And Lewis being the one to catch. He has the faster car. He should win hands down his equipment is simply better. 

This creates the perfect race for demonstrating Soviet Psychic Warfare. 

Lights out Lewis takes the lead and quickly Verstappen dives down the inside to retake the lead forcing Lewis wide. Controversy which ended in no real action against either driver and effectively neutralised the race for an exciting battle between Max and Lewis.

Now it’s all about driving. Churning out the laps. Opportunities come and go to get fresh tyre throughout the race. Max took those opportunities. Lewis and Toto Wolff chose to keep the track position instead of grabbing new rubber when the opportunity presented itself. 

And everyone know on the same tyres Lewis’ car will quickly pass Max’s car. 

So can see you can set up the perfect conditions for an exiting race and an unpredictable outcome using Soviet Psychic Warfare. Get Lewis’ team to totally screw up and focus on the wrong information and get Max’s team to continue to supply the car with maximum performance capability with new tyres for if and when the miracle happens and Max catches up with Lewis. 

Now enter Mic Schumacher making moves on Nicholas Latifi leading to him to crash on lap 52 of 58 and the safety car to be called out on lap 53. So you can see how sub consciously Mick Schumacher doesn’t want his father’s record of 7 world championship wins to be superseded by Lewis so some wheel to wheel action leads to Nicholas in the 666 car to crash bringing out the safety car. 

Red Bull immediately pitted Verstappen for fresh tyres but Mercedes left Hamilton out to maintain his track position.

Both Christian Horner and Toto Wolff are in discussion with the FIA race director Michael Masi to finish the race in a manner which best supports their team. 

As the final laps ticked down under the safety car the FIA had announced lapped cars could not overtake to move them out of the way, leaving a five-car buffer between Hamilton and Verstappen, enough to ensure Hamilton would almost certainly hold his lead to the flag.

Remember Michael Masi is a Michael like Michal Schumacher so with Soviet Psychic Warfare you can easily create an inherent bias to what Michael Schumacher would want and that is to protect his 7 championship record along with other Soviet Psychic Warfare techniques.

Michael Masi so in the die seconds of the race he released the 5 car back markers putting Max on fresh tyres next to Lewis with the better car but completely worn out tyres so Max had Max traction and raced to victory winner takes all! 

All thanks to Tim Tony Stark Rifat the leading Western Expert in Soviet Psychic Warfare played out on the World Stage for you your entertainment. 

So we encapsulate this triumph with the Don’t Cry Toto Wolff Sore Loser Service: 

As Mercedes, Toto Wolff and Lewis Hamilton whinging and whining away it’s not fair. But it you race for pink slips, the loser has to hand over the pink slip. You lose the race you lose the Championship. No-one likes a sore loser so you can collect all that sore loser energy from Daimler AG and Mercedes-Benz customers, employees and Mercedes-Benz motorsport. 

Deploy this sore loser effect into any sports team or player of your choice with the Toto Wolff Sore Loser Service for a mere $600

If you are a particularly nasty bastard focusing on the field of play on game day is just not enough.  That’s only a few hours a week!  Why not Pull The Ruggs Out From Under a key player of your targeted team.  With this service you can have your young, dumb and full of cum athlete activate all his or her vices such as excessive drinking, drunk driving, whoring, drug taking, and daredevil risk taking lifestyle choices to the limit.  Just take a look at the news reports of regarding Henry Ruggs III’s car crash around 3.39am Tuesday November 2nd 2021.  

The Pull The Ruggs Out From Under Henry Ruggs III Service had dramatic effect!  Massive high speed car crash! Sacked from his multi-million dollar job at the Raiders! Never to play the sport he loves again! He was so reckless he destroyed his beloved car and EXPLODED the car he smashed into killing Tina Tintor and her dog! That’s Ruff!  It looks like Henry Ruggs III has used his three swings and has struck out in life facing decades in prison.  So you see feeding the vices of your target, then pulling the Ruggs out from under them pays dividends when your trying to ruin a team or sports club.  

There is no need to be a wide receiver, with the Pull The Ruggs Out From Under Henry Ruggs III Service you have a flaming success for a mere $600.   This services comes with a clear crystal, a dark crystal and a certificate.

The demise of the once high flying Anthony Joshua provides massive amounts of energy to power this service for you. Anthony Joshua lost all 4 of his world title belts along with hundreds of millions of dollars worth of fight contracts and sponsorship deals. All thanks to the implementation and deployment of Soviet Cold War Tech on Anthony Joshua during his fight with Oleksandr Usyk on September 25th 2021.

The number one Western authority on Soviet Cold War Tech, Tim Tony Stark Rifat, brings to sports bettors the Fuck Up A Fighter – Anthony Joshua Service for you to use in Boxing, UFC and other televised martial arts combat sports. This service provides a unique way to bet yourself rich by fucking up the opposition so your fighter and bet wins! 

Nothing could be simpler. All for $600.

What you get with this service is 1 clear quartz crystal and 1 dark quartz crystal programmed with the Fuck Up A Fighter – Anthony Joshua Service. In addition you get a personalise certificate stating you are the proud owner of the Fuck Up A Fighter Anthony Joshua Service.

Get the Fuck Up A fighter Service and bet yourself rich betting against the fighters 

you are going to fuck over to make yourself rich.  

The demise of the once high flying Anthony Joshua provides massive amounts of energy to power this service for you. Anthony Joshua lost all 4 of his world title belts along with hundreds of millions of dollars worth of fight contracts and sponsorship deals. All thanks to the implementation and deployment of Soviet Cold War Tech on Anthony Joshua during his fight with Oleksandr Usyk on September 25th 2021.

The number one Western authority on Soviet Cold War Tech, Tim Tony Stark Rifat, brings to sports bettors the Fuck Up A Fighter – Anthony Joshua Service for you to use in Boxing, UFC and other televised martial arts combat sports. This service provides a unique way to bet yourself rich by fucking up the opposition so your fighter and bet wins! 

Nothing could be simpler. All for $600.

What you get with this service is 1 clear quartz crystal and 1 dark quartz crystal programmed with the Fuck Up A Fighter – Anthony Joshua Service. In addition you get a personalise certificate stating you are the proud owner of the Fuck Up A Fighter Anthony Joshua Service.

Get the Fuck Up A fighter Service and bet yourself rich betting against the fighters 

you are going to fuck over to make yourself rich.

For additional news on the effectiveness of this service read this news article:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/boxing/article-10095325/Eddie-Hearn-lets-slip-believes-Anthony-Joshua-LOSE-Oleksandr-Usyk.html

So your team is in the gutter and the Manager if full of bullshit excuses. Get rid of the useless managerial garbage at your club with the Sack the Manager Service for $600. 

Just four months into the new 2021 season and 13 managers across Europe’s top leagues have already lost their jobs, 5 of which are Premier League mangers. (Xisco Munoz (Watford) – October 3, 2021, Steve Bruce (Newcastle) – October 20, 2021, Nuno Espirito Santo (Tottenham) – November 1, 2021, Daniel Farke (Norwich City) – November 6, 2021, Dean Smith (Aston Villa) – November 7, 2021 and from one of Europe’s biggest clubs, Barcelona, Ronald Koeman on October 27, 2021 with dismal performances on the pitch. It was bound to get Messi for the Dutchman as he was perfect for establishing the Sack The Manager Service. 

With this service you select a Manager to torment so he/she performs badly on and off the pitch forgetting how to motivate the players, how to organise offensive and defensive strategies. Your chosen Manager torture toy will creates a divisive, hate culture within the team and loses his Public Relations charm so the media start to hate on the Manager which in turn has the fans crying for blood to get rid of the utter filth which is the Manager.  But wait there’s more, the Manager also develops a primal lust for sleeping with player’s wives or girlfriends which is bound to cause tension inside the team which may or may not have been going on at Tottenham Hotspur. You’ll have to ask Christian Eriksen for details. The Sack The Manager Service brings a new meaning to away games and can quite literally get the Manager sacked for being caught in the sack. 

Once you have used the Sack The Manager Service to humiliate and turn the Manager into an emotional nutjob the Manager will invariably be sacked and have to live with being one of the most despised managers in the business. 

So much fun is to be had with the Sack The Manager Service for just $600 and once that piece of garbage has been disposed of your team can get the new, professional manager your team deserves. 

Big Teams have big corporate structures to support them.  This service creates utter chaos in the team’s management from the owners and the board members to the manager and the players creating an atmosphere of distrust, hate and loathing fuelled by their desperate greed and drive to succeed. This is what’s happening to Manchester United at all levels of the club.  

On Saturday 20th November 2021 when lowly Watford, a team which bounces between the Premier League and the Championship, humiliates Manchester United with a 4 to 1 victory you know heads will roll at Manchester United.  Time was up for Ole Gunnar Solskjaer.  Solskjaer’s departure is simply a resultant of the application of multiple services from RuleSport.com and indeed this service, Destroy The Management Premier League Service.  This service enables you to focus on causing fear and despondency in a the owners, board members and management of a Premier League Football Club.  Open the papers or search online for the story and problems surrounding the exit of Solskjaer and you see that Manchester United is suffering from a devastating accumulation of management issues ranging from trust and moral to financial and headless chicken leadership. 

The Destroy The Management Premier League Services enables you to select a management problem from Manchester United and inject it into the Premier League Club you would like to inflict with similar issue.   This service is great for the loyal fans of the club because it provides you with an effective tool to change the club’s management structure.  If you are into sports betting this service is perfect for creating profitable upsets backing minnows to slay giants. 

Endless Fun for $600.

You can read an article about Watford's victory by clicking here: https://www.skysports.com/football/watford-vs-manchester-united/446406

There are many ways to incapacitate sports super stars but why stop with tearing ACLs or breaking bones when you can go to the heart of the matter. On Saturday 30 October 2021 Barcelona super star Sergio Aguero suffered a telepathic knockout focused on the heart so he suffered chest pains, heart trauma (arrhythmia) and dropped to the ground. The Sergio Aguero Heart Trauma Service is an ideal way of knocking out players during a game and keeping them off the pitch for a few months while they go through rehabilitation. This way when the player comes back next season you can do it again! Be all heart, blast your favourite sporting superstar with irregular heart palpitations for the original chest pain experience. 

Get the Sergio Aguero Heart Trauma Service for a mere $600. It’s heart stoppingly good fun for all sports including the NFL! 

You can read an article about Sergio Aguero's heart problem by clicking here: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-10149985/Barcelona-striker-Sergio-Aguero-diagnosed-arrhythmia-undergo-heart-check.html

The No-Hoper To Champion Emma Raducanu Service is perfect for sports bettors who want to win their bets against the odds by selecting a No-Hoper (like Emma Raducanu) and 

raising the No-Hoper to Champion level. How? 

Simply by clearing away all opposition. All you have to do is to use this service on the opposition so that they lose their sporting capability and play poorly against your selected No-Hoper so he or she wins the match. 

Perfect for individual sports like Tennis, Golf, Darts, Swimming and much, much more. 

Become the Guardian Angel of your No-Hoper and obliterate the No-Hoper’s opposition so the only option is the No-Hoper is dragged from the bowels of mediocrity to become a Sporting Champion Icon like the radiant No-Hoper To Champion Emma Raducanu while in the process you make a small fortune betting on your unrecognised No-Hoper as he or she wins match after match to become the Champion.    All yours for $600. 

What you get with this service is 1 clear quartz crystal and 1 dark quartz crystal programmed with the No-Hoper To Champion Emma Raducanu Service and a personalise certificate of ownership. Raise your chosen N0-Hoper to International Celebrity status and make 

yourself rich in the process. 

Background Information On Soviet Cold War Tech: 

The Soviets discovered that quartz crystals suck up energy and deploy energy. 

For your No-Hoper to win get a clear crystal to suck energy out the opponent you want to lose and a dark crystal to pump toxic waste into the opponent you want to lose. Very simple. Very effective. 

See our No-Hoper to Champion Emma Raducanu Service video for more details.

Formula 1 is full of rules and regulations.  This is the prefect environment to use the F1 Technical Fuck Up Service using classic Soviet Psychic Warfare Techniques and powered by the hundreds of millions Formula 1 viewers all around the world and the global automobiles industry from the participating manufacturers like Mercedes, Ferrari, Honda, McLaren, Renault, Aston Martin along with all other past Formula 1 supplier participants such as Pirelli, Michelin, Shell, Total, Petronas and of course all the corporate sponsors of the teams.  A bonanza of power to then manipulate the hundreds of employees and engineers, management, drivers and so on and so forth which make up a Formula 1 team. This service was demonstrated at the 2021 Brazilian Grand Prix ( São Paulo Grand Prix) where Lewis Hamilton’s team, Mercedes-AMG Petronas Formula One Team, suffered a technical penalty dropping Lewis Hamilton’s car to the back of the grid.   So we see that by  manipulating the team to make errors and run foul of the Formula 1 regulations will result in a team penalty such a financial penalty, a loss of grid position or a retroactive penalty after the race is finished which changes the final points positions.  

So it ain’t over till the F1 Technical Fuck Up Service Sings!!!  Perfect for Sports Betting!

To use this service all you have to do is induce stress in the selected team’s employees – you got it Crisis Telepathy! Then then errors will occur and technical infractions will plague the targeted F1 Team.  It is pointless having maximum horsepower, superior aerodynamics, a brilliant driver, a great pit crew… when the team endures an endless stream of technical penalties costing the team a plethora Championship Points, money in the for form of financial penalties, sponsors and then you guessed it their best staff who jump ship to go to better performing teams.  

The F1 Technical Fuck Up Service is truly a magnificent Psychic Warfare tool for the spiteful motorhead for a mere $600!

With the bury the coach David Jenkins Service we enable you to undertake Life Dysfunction of the coach of your choice of any sport of your choice. David Jenkins was the coach to the Olympians and died at 31 years young so he is the perfect template for coach Life Dysfunction. Create bedlam in your rival clubs by having their coaches pushing up the daisies on a regular basis. Ideal for sports bettor because a team with a new coach inevitably has a poor record while building their new team. When the coach’s reserved parking space becomes the corporate coach graveyard you can chuckle at your magnificence. 

Get the Bury The Coach David Jenkins Service to create your own Coach Pet Cemetery. $600.

On the 21nd of November 2021 in the NBA game between the Los Angeles Lakers and the Detroit Pistons LeBron James elbow punched Isaiah Stewart cutting his face and leading to a full court altercation where Isaiah Stewart was out for revenge against LeBron James. Both players were ejected from the game.  After the dust settled the NBA suspends LeBron James one game, Isaiah Stewart two games for their involvement in Sunday's altercation.

The LeBron James – Stewart Ejection Service enables you to augment the aggression in the NBA player to create (manufacture) an altercation to remove a team’s star player and get them banned from the next game. This is a useful tool for sports bettors who want to manipulate games and near future games to swing the chances of a bet winning in their favour. Much like a casino has the odds in their favour. 

A stupendous NBA service for the discerning sports bettor or the utter sadistic bastard who hates the NBA.  Loads of fun all yours for $600.

The Euro 2020 Final between Italy and England is the perfect example of how Soviet Cold War Technology breaks players at critical moments in the game by stressing their minds and destroying their focus, athletic ability and confidence. Marcus Rashford missed and Jadon Sancho and Bukayo Saka penalties were easily saved by the Italian keeper. 

The England Penalty Crisis Service enables you to put any penalty taker in crisis so they miss their penalty shot and in international football, enables you to crush the fortunes of a nation’s footballing hopes and dreams. Great fun and profitable as you bet on the outcome of the penalty shootout. This service is also ideal for league football penalties such as the 

Premier League, La Liga, Bundesliga, MLS, Serie A and the EFL Championship.  

If you are a fan of instant gratification, The England Penalty Crisis Service is for you.

What you get with this service is 1 clear quartz crystal and 1 dark quartz crystal programmed with The England Penalty Crisis Service and a personalise certificate. 

How to use this service?

Simply hold your crystals on the penalty taker you want to miss and watch them choke, stress, fail to score and chuckle as they bury their head in their hands and are consoled by their teammates as the fans scream their four letter frustrations at the ill-fated penalty taker.

This service brings endless joy to the sports bettor profiting from the misfortunes of the penalty taker. 

Background Information On Soviet Cold War Tech: 

The Soviets discovered that quartz crystals suck up energy and deploy energy. 

For your penalty taker to miss get the clear crystal to suck energy out the penalty taker and a dark crystal to pump toxic waste into the penalty taker. Very simple. Very effective. 

See our England Penalty Crisis Service video for more details.

Was your team’s goal disallowed? Then Get Angry; just like the Brazilian Gremio fans we at Rule Sport affectionally call The Gremlins. The Gremio Gremlins got so angry when their goal was disallowed, they stormed the pitch and kicked the seven bells out of the pitch side Video Assistant Referee (VAR). With this service we put Gremlins in the brain of the referee. This service is designed to move the VAR decision making process to your desired result. As most VAR decisions are made based on the finest of margins this service convinces the referee to base his decision on what you want him to see. You want a Goal? It’s a Goal. You want offsides? It’s offsides?  You want a red card issued? It’s a Red Card. You want a penalty issued? It’s a penalty. As the referee’s decision is final you can see how much fun is to be had by having little football loving Gremlins running around inside the mind of the referees screaming your will inside their brains. The referee becomes you VAR bitch! This service is perfect for sports bettors and those utter bastards who just like fucking over teams they hate.

On Halloween 2021 there were no treats for Jameis Winston, the quarterback of the New Orleans Saints.  Winston suffered a severe injury when the Buccaneers sacked him bending his knee tearing his ACL and MCL. Jameis Winston is now out for the season.  

This service is perfect for destroying a quarterback’s season and putting the whole American franchise into a crisis situation.  Repeat this service on the replacement quarterback and that’s that franchise’s season well and truly finished.  

Simply use this service to wipe out an American Football team of your choice by tearing out the ACL of the most fragile yet essential player in the line-up, the quarterback. Loads of fun with one of the most rewarding of sports services.  

This service comes with a clear and dark crystal as well as certificate. 

The Kick The Kicker Service FOR $600 is designed to ruin a kicker’s kicking capability during a game so they miss the uprights or for added excitement hit the uprights for the perfect “dong” sound which makes the kicking team groan. We saw on October 10th 2021 the Green Bay Packers play the Cincinnati Bengals where 6 kicks were missed. The kickers were having a nightmare game where their concentration was fully disturbed, interrupted and interfered with by Soviet Cold War Tech. Veteran kicker Mason Crosby missed his second quarter extra point kick. Then in Q4 we had the comedy of kicker errors where both Cincinnati’s kicker Even McPherson missed his game winning field goal and the Green Bay Packers kicker missed two field goal opportunities to win the game in normal time. Overtime started with the score at 22 to 22 and again Packer’s Mason Crosby missed the field goal to win the game. Cincinnati’s young kicker Evan McPherson blew his chance for glory by just missing the uprights. McPherson’s celebrations turned to despair as Green Bay took over the ball and finally the Packer kick the game winning field goal to win the game much to Crosby’s relief who had an excellent kicking record prior to this game.  

Get the Kick The Kicker Service to destroy kickers confidence during a game and swing the games results to your favour for your sports betting activities. Proven to disrupt kickers kicking extra points or field goals and endless fun. 

Remember kickers are responsible for more than 30 percent of the points scored in any given NFL season. So if you’re a sports bettor, interfering with the kicker’s ability to kick is one of the most important Soviet Cold War Tech techniques to use to maximise your sports betting profits whether you are betting the Money Line or the Spread this is the service for you. With this service you receive one clear crystal, one dark crystal and a certificate of ownership.

Kick the Kicker where the sun don’t shine with the Kick The Kicker Service for $600 from Rule Sport. 

Watch all the missed kicks at https://youtu.be/t1nzFcKEL34